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Our newest addition to the Greetings From Hell family. Elegant, sophisticated and inspirational are a few words I wouldn't use to describe our prints, but they are colourful and hilarious.
Australia's Most Popular Online Greeting Cards Store
Greetings From Hell offers a wide selection of high-quality greetings cards, pin badges, magnets and t-shirts for every occasion. From birthday cards, wedding cards to greeting cards and everything in between, we have the perfect gift for your needs. Our product range is made with premium materials and comes with fast shipping, so you can send the perfect greeting to your loved ones no matter where you are. Plus, with our wide range of customisation options, you can add a personal touch to make it truly one-of-a-kind greeting. Shop now and brighten someone's day with a greeting card or other gift from our online store.
christmas cards.
"I Got You a Card" Greeting Card
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"Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"You're Impossible to Shop For" Greeting Card
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"Merry Cuntmas" Christmas Card
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"Happy Relevant Occasion" Greeting Card
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"All I Want For Christmas Is You Naked" Christmas Card
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"I Bought Your Present on Temu" Greeting Card
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"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card
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"Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card
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"Wake Me Up When All This Shit is Over" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas You Silly Goose" Christmas Card
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"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card
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"Piss on the World, Hell" Christmas Card
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"I Hate Christmas. Just Kidding" Christmas Card
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"Last Christmas, I Gave You a Card" Christmas Card
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"I'm Pregnant. Just Kidding" Christmas Card
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"Beef Wellington is on the Menu" Christmas Card
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"Damn, You Cooked" Greeting Card
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"Sorry This Card Isn't a Smutty Romance Book" Greeting Card
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gift tags & labels.
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Christmas Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack
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Christmas Gift Label Stickers Series 1 - 20 Pack
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Gold Achievement Star Stickers - 32 Pack
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Birthday Gift Label Stickers Series 1 - 20 Pack
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Birthday Gift Label Stickers Series 2 - 20 Pack
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greeting cards.
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"When is it Too Soon to Start Looking at Nursing Homes" Greeting Card
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"I Hope You Get a Woolies Mud Cake for Your Birthday" Birthday Card
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"I've Got Your Back If You Want To Start Lying About Your Age" Birthday Card
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"Can I Hit Your Vape?" Christmas Card
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"Meh-ry Christmas" Christmas Card
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"I've Punched Blokes in the Mouth for Saying That" Birthday Card
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"We Love Our Bread, We Love Our Butter" Friendship Card
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"Us Personality Hires Have Got to Stick Together" Friendship Card
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"Telling Everyone You're Basically Fucking Every Night" Pregnancy Card
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"The Cheek, the Nerve, the Gall, the Audacity and the Gumption" Greeting Card
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"I Had An Everything Shower" Greeting Card
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"I Just Douched" Greeting Card
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"I Trimmed My Fingernails for This?" Greeting Card
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"Stop Dreaming of a White Christmas, That's Racist" Christmas Card
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"Wake Me Up When All This Shit is Over" Christmas Card
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"Merry Christmas You Silly Goose" Christmas Card
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"Jingle Bells, Batman Smells" Christmas Card
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extra large greeting cards.
"Do Nothing From The Comfort of Your Own Home" Extra Large Retirement Card
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"Good Luck Finding Better Coworkers Than Us" Extra Large Farewell Card
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"Happy Fucking Whatever" Extra Large Greeting Card
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"Look At You Guys Getting All Married and Shit" Extra Large Wedding Card
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"One Year Older and Still a Cunt" Extra Large Birthday Card
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"Thanks For Being a Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Extra Large Thank You Card
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"Thanks For Being The World's Goodest Teacher" Extra Large Thank You Card
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If your card arrives damaged, let us know and we’ll send a replacement with express postage – for FREE!
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pin badges.
"It's My Birthday, Bitches" Pin Badge
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"Sounds Like a You Problem" Pin Badge
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"It's My Birthday, Cunts" Pin Badge
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"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Pin Badge
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"Ray of Fucking Sunshine" Pin Badge
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"I'm From the 1900s" Pin Badge
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"You Just Lost the Game" Pin Badge
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"Don't Kill Yourself, Your So Sexy" Pin Badge
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"Kim, There's People That Are Dying" Pin Badge
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"George Glass" Pin Badge
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"Can Dish, Can't Take" Pin Badge
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"Sexy at Sixty" Pin Badge
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"She'll Be Right" Pin Badge
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"Absolute Unit" Pin Badge
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fridge magnets.
"Not Here to Fuck Spiders" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Be a Cunt Today" Fridge Magnet
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"Drink Water, Bitch" Fridge Magnet
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"What a Fucking Year This Week Has Been" Fridge Magnet
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"Woke Up Awesome Again" Fridge Magnet
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"Let Me Overthink About It" Fridge Magnet
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"Yeah, Nah" Fridge Magnet
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"Awake But at What Cost?" Fridge Magnet
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"You Just Lost the Game" Fridge Magnet
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"Don't Kill Yourself, Your So Sexy" Fridge Magnet
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"Kim, There's People That Are Dying" Fridge Magnet
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"Yes, I Am High Maintenance" Art Print
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"Not Here To Fuck Spiders" Art Print
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"Please Leave By 9pm" Art Print
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"We Never Ever Use The Big Light" Art Print
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"C'est La Vie Cunt" Art Print
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"Live, Laugh, Leave Me Alone" Art Print
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REVIEWS
what our customers are saying about us (to our faces).
My go to cards always.
Wonderful stuff! Great quality card, hilarious and prompt delivery. I’ll be back to order more cards!
Hilarious ... gave this to my boss for his birthday, he laughed and was only a little bit offended :) :)
As a member of a Cheer Up No Troubles Society (CUNTS) I highly recommend these badges to other like minded people. 5 stars!
Great product and fast shipment, great communication.
LOVE these products - Fast shipping, good quality, and every recipient almost falls off their chair laughing. Funny, professional and full of good cheer. Stocking up for the coming year!